Should have called him a Son of a Steve Doocy. Way more insulting.

If we’re supposedly self-governing, who else is there to make an impact on elections?

Counterpoint to the headline: Democrats haven't voted consistently enough over time. It's possible that 2016 was the point of no return, and everyone needs to start thinking like it's 1955 and go all in on civil disobedience and collective action to start pulling back.

We should ask him to save Martha, just in case.

Clancy was Columbus-ing the shit out of his novels.

I worked my ass off to go through grad school without debt, and I think student debts should be canceled as well as tuition being made free for public institutions & private institutions that have a lot of public grants.

Charitable: the *checks notes* was part of a self-depracating bit.

Or rather, to Los Angeles, forcibly.

Hey, remember when we all wondered "What would Sean O'Neal have to say about this?" and the Newswire would have like 500+ comments?

Aw yeah, Affleck is diving head-first into his own Color Of Night phase. Ready for even more endless gifs of Southie Dong?

Okay, you neglected the best best parts: the quick pan to another car on the left with the lady just standing there covering her mouth, and the other person walking by with “donotlookdonotlookdonotlook” body language.

I’m sorry that people were asses towards you like that, when they in fact owe you the same dignity you’ve afforded them.

Yes.

“Because Jesus only speaks through my pastor, and Jesus only talks about how much my pastor needs a new Lambo, duh!”

So is the defense going to just play Jan. 6 footages and ask where’s prosecutors on these motherfuckers?

Jason Oppenheimer appears to have read all the news about Uber fucking their drivers and took the wrong interpretation from it.

That’s brutal. nuGawker is also brutal to read.

This may be the only time it’s sort of relevant, but I came across one of those imported teas with this name: SLIMING HERB I spent the whole day pondering what would I do if there was a tea that induced slime, concluding that I’d definitely use it to get out of meetings.

Hold close to you the people who treat you well; they're thankful for your presence too.

I forgot how top-to-bottom star-studded that movie was.