On the list of SNL hosts that would offend my sensibilities (my monocle budget has taken a hit as of late), any Kardashian is below influencers, most professional athletes and politicians. Not a Below-Replacement-Level host, to steal a sports parlance.

If this guy’s random-ass lawsuit goes through and the burden of proof is on the doctor to prove a negative or violate his patient’s privacy, then theoretically someone should sue the shit out of Greg Abbott, Ted Cruz, Ken Paxton, John Cronyn, Boof Cavanaugh, and all those assholes down the line for unprovable abortions…

I think she can be very effective wherever she sees as the best use of her time & effort, but I’m afraid that she’ll continue to get barraged with misogynistic bullshit so constantly that she either nopes out of politics or get smeared into an HRC-like boogeywoman.

[Puts on aviators]

Biden is forcing all car makers to make a new electric TransAm and ushering in a new era of Bitchin' Rides?

Speaking from experience, black is Choice #ohfuckthisisallyouhaveleftisntit.

I try not to judge people, but will just point out that they all found out because they fucked around.

For Elon,

To paraphrase a comment I made elsewhere: if they’d called it HorseRoidic Trumpjuice the vaccination rate would be 100% for MAGAts by now.

I had a coworker who was super into these gossipy stuff. I drove him up the wall every week with "I'm sorry I didn't realize they went to your house and fucked on your good bedsheets. No? Then why give a fuck?"

I know it’s the lighting and effect of the green line, but Gosar’s face is giving off some Toxic Avenger vibes except way more rapey.

Unsurprisingly his friend is now thinking he should have actually left Cawthorne in the car.

I wonder if she’s thinking “I got out of that white fuckshit at ESPN and landed in fresh white fuckshit here”.

Yeah I imagine any new hosts and the staff have to be on the lookout because there’s nothing more toxic to a workplace than a mediocre white dude with power who didn’t get what he wanted.

From what I’ve seen he was either nervous or just had weird energy the first couple episodes. Even his wife (via LaVar on social) said “eh”.

I guess these ‘can’t breathe with a mask on’ people only have access to some kind of BDSM breath play masks or some shit? 

There are questions that I think are fundamental questions that nobody seems able to answer:

Man, I’ve seen quotations doing a lot of work before, but you’re putting that italic to work.

I get that there’s a lot of comedy potential here, but there is exactly nothing that Rudy can verbalize that is worth $0.01 of my money.

[checking my Etsy store alerts]