I wonder if she’s thinking “I got out of that white fuckshit at ESPN and landed in fresh white fuckshit here”.

Yeah I imagine any new hosts and the staff have to be on the lookout because there’s nothing more toxic to a workplace than a mediocre white dude with power who didn’t get what he wanted.

From what I’ve seen he was either nervous or just had weird energy the first couple episodes. Even his wife (via LaVar on social) said “eh”.

I guess these ‘can’t breathe with a mask on’ people only have access to some kind of BDSM breath play masks or some shit? 

There are questions that I think are fundamental questions that nobody seems able to answer:

Man, I’ve seen quotations doing a lot of work before, but you’re putting that italic to work.

I get that there’s a lot of comedy potential here, but there is exactly nothing that Rudy can verbalize that is worth $0.01 of my money.

[checking my Etsy store alerts]

Wait, that old fuck on the left isn’t some Louisiana State Senator or some shit?

Well, they can be trusted with one thing...

My mind was stuck on Knicks-era Melo, so you're right. One ball hog.

Early Bird Lakers are going to be hilarious this year, especially with two ball hogs and Dwight Howard on his THIRD(!!!!???) tour with the franchise.

I need the one where she beats the shit out of Mads Mikkelsson and commands “Bitch better have my money”.

Now I regret that we have been calling the wrong guy Fredo this whole time.

Still need to have someone (a big ol’ bear willing to take one for the team, say) go up to some of these chucklefucks and grope their nutsacks. “What, it was okay for your Orange Daddy wasn’t it?”

He never needed to develop a real connection to a woman before, probably ever in his life. This is what failsons of Powerful Men (tm) are like.

This sounds very Carax. Where do I sign?

(looks at 2016 and 2020 presidential election results in AK, weeps)

“Matt, this is Thadley from Ratfuckeration PR. This whole Amanda Knox thing is kinda backfiring on you, buddy. Maybe we should think of something that will change the subject?”

I lost the ability to tell around "Hello, Whore".