I’d add a modifier that’s proportional to the wealth of the victim, so that if you steal $ 10 million from Jeff Bezos you get less time than from ripping off $ 100 from a Social Security recipient in Louisiana.

I hate to say it, but there are folks I know who are truly hesitant because they feel the vaccine is too new. That’s reasonable for me at face value. I usually tell this type of person to consult their doctor and keep social distancing, especially if they’re a coworker.

Waiting for the barrage of RWNJs calling Donj a beta cuck. Any minute now....

So...plot sort of rips off Train to Busan: Peninsula, and the credit sequence kind of rips off Zombieland, which in turn parodied Dawn of The Dead? I know what I’m watching while folding laundry next Thursday!

Of all the outrages caused by these people, I guess Donj needing protection from stiffed coke dealers is...lower on the scale?

In my area the roads are already full of dicks tyvm.

If he can figure out a good cardio routine to do while spending 45 minutes bumper to bumper on the 405 in a used Prius then I'd be impressed.

...can I join your cult?

Jesus, that screenshot. You can see the blankness where the soul used to be.

An interesting question posed over at another site: What would it take for CNN to fire a white man, after saying way worse shit than Marc Lamont Hill, Reza Aslan, etc., who were all fired?

“He’s hurting the people I want to hurt.”

1) Have you met 100 year old people? They shrink. My great grandmother went from 5'4" to 4'8" between her 80th and 90th birthdays and weighed 68 pounds when she passed at 102.

I'll accept him coming up to the audience full of front line workers and handing them bricks of cash.

My theory stands: Lorne got suckered into buying Dogecoin high and is trying to puff it up to unload.

“I voted for Obama! Twice!"

Borat, for a few specific instances. (I've told this once on AVC before)

He’ll probably have to use....different....hair and facial products.

Am white, can confirm.

Your granddad was the true good Christian.

Kennedy’s mental narration: “So this shit works! I’m totally going to put these laws in Louisiana to make sure Baton Rouge and New Orleans voters cannot fuck up my shit ever again.”