My obituary will read “avid watcher of Bar Rescue”, because I leave it on and go cut grass on Sundays. The yelling somehow keeps the dog from freaking out over the lawnmower noise.

Greene seems to be exactly what she looks like on the surface. Mediocre person with a lack of intellectual honesty, looking for anything to make them feel (white) superiority.

Corporate Socialists, since whenever Ike made that military-industrial complex speech. 

Seeing how every single thing Republicans accuse their critics of doing are actually projections of their own actions, I'm guessing Paul Gosar or Louis Gohmert would be the cannibals.

Are we sure that he wasn’t just disappointed that Matt Gaetz’s buddy pled guilty? Or that he laughed too hard at the news about the Kansas state senator who got drunk, drove on the wrong side of the highway going 90, then called the arresting officer ‘Donut Boy’?

Wait, this was unsigned and had no individual names?

“The Baker put the most bleached batch of flour into the mixer, and added water. He said I would be the whitest and driest loaf of white bread there ever was.

What has farm equipment done to you to deserve this fate?

“Othering” started as soon as some Virginia farmer realized unpaid labor is cheaper than paid labor, and if they don’t treat African slaves like humans they can have unpaid labor in perpetuity. The rest is just compound interest.

Good. That's one less statue of him polluting the world outside his covid superspreader site.

Mom?

Shit that’s like drowning in a puddle on the way to storming a castle moat.

Something tells me this is an “If I can’t enjoy myself, NOBODY gets to enjoy themselves” kind of dad.

The direction, especially the missed camera cues, was noticeable last night. Just sloppy stuff.

I’m sorry that you’ve gone through all this process, starting from back home, only to find the side of your partner that makes long-term living together untenable. For me it’s not the lack of attention to money, but rather the apparent refusal of responsibilities. From experience I can see “coming here was YOUR idea…

Next week: “Elliot, why did you say in your letter that you’re taking a vow of celibacy and also cut your own dick off?”

Only some black light and luminol at his desk will tell...

First person in my workplace that got covid got it from their gym.

We have enough dust and debris during regular work that they should have been masked to begin with and we treat it like more of an OSHA thing than a CDC thing.

I love that later on this clip made Rep. Ted Lieu and Lawrence O’Donnell crack up: “He just turned Tucker Carlson into a witness!”