I love that Cleavon Little breaks character and Mel Brooks realizes that it's the perfect reaction.

I thought Kirk Cameron was against jerkoffs.

[Tries 2020MAGA!]

That looked....completely unsecured.

Patrick Stewart, Maggie Smith, and Judi Dench had better get their jabs next. Michael Caine can wait - he knows what he did.

Also:

“I apologize for calling these people fuckers. They’re obviously motherfuckers.”

I was expecting a dildo with wheels photoshopped on them.

Damn, now I want a truck with adjustable hood height to exist, just for the lols.

Hey, who wants to blow up a building with Trump’s name on it?

“Governance is a flat circle mannnn”

I agree that it’s a strategically sound move. It keeps the temperature low while he’s trying to help win the two GA seats, and this kind of “I know the ones I can work with” might actually enrage hardcore MAGAts enough to stay home for those run-offs.

[etsy is immediately flooded with artwork of Captain America-Chris Evans making out with Star Lord-Chris Evans, alternately grabbing both America’s Ass and The Galaxy’s Ass.]

My state’s health dept is only showing info for the 1a and 1b groups because they’re trying to discourage people from flooding their lines with vaccine demand. Most likely when it can be administered publicly they will publicize vaccination times and locations, like what they've been doing with test sites.

I'm sorry you didn't get the support you were hoping for. I wish you health and success, and that the people you love rally around you like they should.

Can they kick his ass out of the ward and give that spot to literally anybody else?

I guess no pardons for Paxton or the North Californians?

I wholeheartedly agree with you. I know people to are ‘safer’ than me who got it. It’s a crapshoot unless you’re fully hermetic.

Or racial justice protesters.

My zip code has 1.25 times the per capita infection rate as hers, and I’m not rich enough to hire people to go do all my shopping and shit, and I still managed NOT to get infected.