I started asking red hatters I meet whether they’re liberal false flags, to fuck with their heads a little bit.

You know how you can tell The Onion from MAGAts? The Onion will have better artwork and background blends.

Give it a minute, and Lou Dobbs is gonna start calling her a Democrat false flag plant or some shit.

It's an empty list until January 21st.

1. I got to this blog through infinite-scrolling past the Olivia Jade blog, and I got very confused for a second.

TL:DR version: prostitutes arguing over who gets to swallow.

Counterpoint: a real president would have told his team to figure out distribution locations, cubic feet of freezer space needed, and started building a distribution system back in summer. Because if you don’t use Pfizer’s vaccine you can just set the freezers a bit warmer to stash your other vaccines.

Fair point. There are a lot of “I hope as hell they don’t ever have real power over life and treasure” people out there, and the McCloskeys are one of those.

There’s also Trumps, McConnell-Chao, and I can see the DeSantis couple being the worst just by virtue of Ron’s existence.

I'm sure a stunt driver is already figuring out how to do some sick-ass donuts on it and work it into a script.

Now it’s in the perpetual “maintenance” contract phase.

I support this, and hope that when this goal is reached it’s treated as the stepping stone to the next phases where public education eventually becomes universally free through post-graduate for families with lower incomes, as well as reducing barriers to entry from historically underrepresented demographics. Also…

Barr’s been a true believer in the “President = King” legal theory since the 80s. At the time he used the AG station to keep Iran-Contra prosecutions from going up the chain, because it would have led to Reagan and/or HW Bush, both of whom were his bosses.

Her eyes say: “Some of my best help are black.....and I’ve never fired one of them!”

My comfort go-to: pan-seared lamb salad

My first memory of The Scarlet Letter was the movie trailer where I'm pretty sure I saw Gary Oldman's dick and was promised a lot of gratuitous Demi Moore nudity. Somehow it also looked more boring than reading the book.

Smartphone on the shitter is spot-on tho.

It’s always tough with people who are family, because walking away or cutting them off isn’t an option most of the time.

Here’s another single data point: I knew a high-level military doctor who was in his 70s when we were neighbors. He had a similarly regimented daily routine, even into retirement.

He may have been reading Lentz's original job application for some of that.