What, no love for the Chevy Moist?

I’m a dude and I want to drop kick every person who do that “why don’t you have kids yet” bullshit. My wife usually does that Clockwork Orange stare.

I didn't realize that "buy" was spelled g-e-t.

There’s some weird poetic justice where the patrons are twerking and the owner turns out to be the one showing ass.

Heat? That shit is barely room temperature. Just like how Waffle House stores their “steaks”

The combination of his head, hair, and camera placement, often leaves me convinced that he’s got a hair net on for some reason.

[Cut to: long and frustrating thread about what counts as “income” for “artists” and “rich people” and tax sheltering, offshoring, “the rich are taxed too much already”, yadda yadda yadda]

Are we going to retire the “Fuck you, The Killing” memes and replacing it with “Fuck you, The Undoing” memes?

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I’m assuming the video cuts out before “JUNIOR SHUT THE FUCK UP AND FIND MY BALL IT NEEDS TO GO ON THE FAIRWAY”

Her eyes are unsettling as hell.

I agree with you. Don’t waste resources for a fucking party, don’t waste our bandwidth with ‘It’s okay because we tested’ bullshit, don’t pretend after the fact that you give a flying fuck about people who are in need and are having their worlds torn apart this year.

“Oh fuck off.”

So wouldn’t this end the franchise on the basis of every other character in the movie are continually horny for Mikkelsen/Grindlewald now?

“Wait, there’s a virtuous Russian wizard school that didn’t do shit about tens of millions of Russians who died under Stalin?”

My in-law made pandan custard with shaved butternut squash. It kicked ass.

I can’t claim success or even that I was blameless in my past troubles, but a friend told me to remember the hurt whenever you feel like missing the good times. Because the hurt is the truth that’s been covered up by all the gaslighting to make you miss the good times.

Still going to call dibs on Zombie Minks as my Zoom-based pop-thrash band tho.

I guess hospitals can deny serving idiots who got infected because they NEEDED to be in a particular building to catch the spirit. The reason? Religious freedom for the newly anointed Church of NoRona.

These malignant morons....sigh