I had a ‘99 Passat V6 with manual transmission. Thinking about that car is like pining for lost youth.

Breading News, per Guardian: Emily Murphy sent the letter to Joe Biden, ascertaining that he’s the winner and releases funds and access for transition.

Oh good. I’ve been looking ALL OVER for my dildo. Thanks guys.

“lost control of his tongue”

I await days like today. But mainly because it’s also payday.

This is similar to some of the bullshit I’ve seen after coups in developing countries, where you see pretty quick who has a strong moral center (being consistent in the face of pressure) and who doesn’t (any semblance of integrity is easily overridden).

How could you not raise your heart rate with Zoe Bell strapped to the damn hood, right?

Damn, and she used to be a DOJ Attorney? What is it with the brain rot in these people?

PLOT TWIST: The haunted trump portrait is already covered in sentient slime.

I’m sorry but the “all your faves can be asses sometimes” grant has been awarded to (checks notes) Plato.

The only things Rudy ever excelled at were racism and getting in front of a camera.

I see you're adding a Purdue blog post to complement the Loeffler one, eh?

Unfortunately dealers (because of service departments) have been deemed essential in most places. I’ve walked into a few dealerships where none of them wear masks. The reason? “We all got it already.”

Def NSFW

Pour Kate McKinnon and the crew have to figure out how to add plumbing to a bald wig now.

Now imagine Rudy-bot and his doppelganger bot making out.

In order:

You can trust me, a random anonymous internet commenter whose username references 1970's British popular culture.

Not exactly taxpayer money, but funneled through PACs and tax-evading. Basically they’re living off of Cletus’ save-my-last-tooth dental funds.

“How many hurricanes do I have to send til you morons get the sign?”