Look, some people just have way more Christmas-themed sex costumes than Thanksgiving ones. Unless one of them likes to play the turkey.

Christmas in warm-weather countries can be a bit of a culture shock for folks from northern US.

Well that’s just not fair. Melania has a full-time job too. There’s like a contract and shit.

Looks like Homer is checking Marge’s shoes for dogshit, unless his thing is specifically sucking toes through the Converse.

God, Ameche and Bellamy were solid 24k gold in that scene.

Also both were/are leaders of terroristic cults with bad porn habits and paid only lip service to the values they extolled.

Like the BLM marches in the summer, there is unlikely to be infection clusters associated with these parties because THEY ARE WEARING MASKS LIKE RESPONSIBLE ADULTS.

Honestly I feel a combination of a runner’s high from a four year slog, bedgasm, and those feelings I got when my group won a big contract and it’s “alright, let’s actually do this shit now”.

Now let’s flood Georgia to get Ossoff and Warnock elected, and get a recount in NC too while we’re in the area.

Genuinely curious: you think the Trumps will turn snitches for protection from prosecution?

The stick up his ass is plenty stiff.

California: where you trade excellent weather, educated populace, progressive politics and culture with earthquakes, wildfires, direct-vote legislations that can be bought, and the odd murder/sex cult.

The governor is from a long-term local dynasty.

(starts to wonder where can we track congressional staffer turnover)

I don’t think they called the regular GA race with Perdue v Ossoff yet, and they got the Warnock v Loeffler runoff next month. That should be worth looking at. I hope folks who voted on Nov. 3 don’t get dispirited or faked out of their runoff votes.

“I told the nice old lady poll worker that I was gonna put them on my tits. She said I’m lucky the glue isn’t as strong as they used to be.”

Hey I thoroughly enjoyed Harriot's appearance on The Daily Show, and have not deeply considered that way of looking at reparations and an equitable way to quantify the economic growth of this country that was driven by exploitation of Black people.

I just have hope for two things in life: to go a week without hearing this family’s name in the news, and to take a hearty shit on this motherfucker’s grave. My spite has strengthened.

This isn't Quaker Delight: A William Penn Revenge Story?

You, me, and a few million people, my friend.