Set, singular, contains skills, plural. So nah. Unless he’s got a bunch of different skillsets like a game character. 

Those movies all made money. They would keep hiring him until he dropkicks a white baby on live TV or something.

So basically a BroBible wankfest, but more pretentious.

I’d like to echo the advices about getting a lawyer, get your assets organized, and prepare to enjoy more free time.

Why does her elbow look vaguely like my 40-year-old-man knee?

And yet she’s sitting with the abortion known as the Trump Administration.

All the funding rounds you recounted were equity funding rounds where Tesla took seed money from private investors. These are NOT stocks that are offered in the open stock market.

I figured he'd join a roller derby league.

Reminds me of the joke about the religious idiot stranded in a hurricane.

Controversial Opinion Alert: Many Americans are corny as fuck. Nothing wrong about it per se, just that people can be on different wavelengths.

Mitch literally cannot fail this country, because his purpose was never to serve the people of America.

They’ve mostly led materially good lives and privileged lifestyles, while being told that anyone who questions their values, looks different, or have different values are automatically looking to destroy them.

In one of my old neighborhoods (Brookline, MA), if they see that they’re putting a second ticket on your car, they’ll call a tow truck. Then you’ll have to go out to one of the suburbs to the tow lot and deal with some of the most Massholes to ever Masshole.

We were talking about who, and exactly how, can get the fuck off our lawns.

That’s the ultra-luxe crowd, whose only purpose in buying anything is so that they would be the ONLY person to possess the thing. Their guitar collection cannot simply be guitars, but the exact guitars wielded by their preferred rock stars. Nevermind the fact that they can’t play a note.

I don’t doubt that it’s a thing. The way the sketch is developed it doesn’t really seem to have a point or a point of view. Maybe the horny colonizing white women are the butt of this particular joke, but the presentation is just kind of blah.

I mean, I get that Adele was trying to channel early 90s Joanna Lumley there, but did they not run this by any of the Black cast members or writers?

Aidan Quinn, who should be on every movie/TV Let's Remember Some Guys list, Michael Pare Division.

At a party to congratulate a colleague’s academic achievement, I (knowingly, somehow, and not even drunk yet!) told a rude and unfunny dick joke in front of my Ph.D. advisor, department chair, and two of the university’s top administrators.

I don’t know if she’s running for office though. “Run for public office for which you're wildly unqualified" is my free space.