Shit, Cawthorn is trying to break the record as the youngest Republican Dipshit Bingo winner ever isn’t he?

I voted while thinking about when I would see my elderly parents again.

I think that Ben and/or Jerry had already come out to say that they don’t want to try and figure out how to make an Orange Discombobulated Shitstain flavor.

I’m not going to spoil it here but just reading the descriptions made me cringe as hard as any of the bullshit we’ve been submitted to this year.

#10

Get off my lawn and take that new fangled white board technology with you.

I flipped the double bird at my voting machine and hit “submit” on my straight blue party vote with both middle fingers last week. I spent more time apologizing to the nice old lady who handed out the sticker than I did filling the ballot because she looked horrified.

Ironically, that's true except for the Latin Americans "with the good papers".

This may enrage you, but I know a few ladies in Nashville that can make a kickass country song out of this comment.

Here’s a thought: she may have acclimated herself to corny-ass dad jokes and find Shelton’s ability to use power tools and clear brush (tm) mind-blowing after all the LA-scene types she’s known most of her adult life.

Narrator: “His dick was out.”

Okay I’ll admit I didn’t watch the whole video and didn’t put on the sound of that last bullet item.

I’ve been on conference calls 1000+ times literally. I’ve had the urge to whip out my dick zero times. I’ve probably made the jerkoff motion with my arm about 10,000+ times, though, but never with the camera on. Hell, I log off when I go to the bathroom, and just tell everyone my wifi is shitty.

As soon as he’s out of his position, whether Trump fires him or whatever, Fauci might need to head to NYC and be under constant security for a while.

I thought it was pronounced Maga-Ninny?

I’m still slightly bummed that they never brought back Argyle. Limos, girls, and hip hop holiday music also exist in NYC and DC, ffs.

Damn, he grew up to look like one of the goons from an Equalizer sequel.

I think a lot of people will begrudgingly wait because they want to give Trump a big giant FUCK YOU.

“My Guy is cocked, locked, and loaded. Don't make me use him."

*headshot*