It’s a classic dumb-kid-who-thinks-he’s-genius move.

Yeah, this kind of has a “dismissed because the DOJ has no standing in this case” vibe to it unless the NDA was issued by the US Government pursuant to specific statutes and regulations.

Our boy thinks that blowing out individual candles grants him more wishes?

Hi! I’m Dexter’s final FOUR seasons, and I would like a word.

That’s why I said lab provided by the commission. Also, if they try to fuck around, when the moderator introduces the debaters a lab tech should walk out with a fistful of swabs.

Depends on the knuckles, or so I’ve been told.

Obviously you have not heard of the George Carlin Theorem, where 70 is the best age because it’s a 69 with an extra finger up the ass.

They keep saying they do not see problem.

Biden could have set the terms to include: all debaters and guests must test negative twice on the day of debate and once a day three days prior, using the lab provided by the debate commission.

Whenever I see someone either maskless or sneezing/coughing, I walk away. The droplets will suspend in air for a while, fanning or not. For me, burning some time is better than the other thing.

You know what? I believe him. Trump is immune to covid.

Oh god, if it’s actually Dr. Demon Sperm I will have to watch Fox News for the first time since the mechanic’s waiting room while I got a tire patched driving through Alabama.

It’s great that he got good internet connection after disappearing up his own asshole.

My phone calls with my folks usually has a long section where they tell me what I should be doing with my life, and I go “huh, uh-huh” for about half an hour, then I go about my life how I want to. They don’t really follow-up, because after the first couple of times they realized that I’ve been living my own life for…

Kamala can show up with a leaf blower pointed at Pence and run it every time his mouth opens. The loss of useful information is negligible.

“But...but white guy running with another white guy tho.”

Damn, that response from Daniels. Leave something in the chamber, why don't you?

If I were the Democrat campaign, the walk-out to the podium would be:

Wait, there will be santorum involved? Oh, yeah: Pence. 

At this rate, the WH staff and/or Secret Service will Orient Express his ass and everyone would be like “Dunno what happened”. Melania will happily hide the blade for them.