If you have a grill at home, you can pretty much improve on his food by going to a good butcher and buying a clip-on ponytail. 

The hairdresser charged by the hair, I guess.

I'm thinking as in "can you believe people actually voted for this motherfucker as President?".

Biden should have a lab tech just off stage, and then when Trump starts on this bullshit just go “Great! Got Quest Diagnostics right here. It’s more accurate if we do blood tests, so how about you roll up your sleeve, Donnie?”.

LMPD is a house with rotting foundations. It’s past time to demolish it and build something new.

I guess Megan wanted to point out how racist and self-serving the tabloids are, what with their choice of words (“pound of flesh”) and their “if you want privacy why are you living in a city that holds most of your career opportunities?” fuckery.

And Cameron is now using the bullshit endangerment charge as cover to stonewall any other evidence being released.

Same. I asked the county officials about how much agency the paid volunteers have like enforcing social distancing, handing out masks to those without, and dealing with people who show up with campaign gear.

This makes for a fairly good illustration of the phrase ‘[Owens is] all over it [Chuck] like flies on shit’.

Damn, that one made JEB cry.

I dunno, I’ve been plenty emotional and felt warmth in museums before, but your point remains good.

Are “scorn” and “controlling” emotions?

Tonight’s role of Joe Biden will be played by: Donnie Yen.

Here is a terrifying idea: Omar doesn't exist unless someone chooses to be Omar.

Supercapacitors also depend on a lot of built-up voltage, so insulation becomes a challenge too. Good thing 3M makes a 5kV cable repair tape.

I now want to watch a series where Steve Harvey is forced to quarantine with a different 90s music act each month.

[guiltily farts]

I read it as a more cynical “Shit, we’re the suckers in this scam! Quick, let’s get new suckers in here so we can recoup something!”.

Vote early.

I just turned off the TV, grabbed the dog and noped the fuck out of the house.