Regardless of the rest of the column, I heartily endorse the Sexy Meter being added to any celeb gossip posts in the future.

From the accent, I would guess that this is somewhere in Quebec, maybe Montreal’s airport?

Knock-off watch sellers in that city just scheduled a block party, because the cops apparently will think any fucking shiny thing is Rolex-adjacent.

The trend where every reality-adjacent tv star is made up to look like a Kardashian needs to stop, though. I thought the daughter was the OLDER sister in that leader pic, ffs.

True. 

When I lived in SC in '15 the only canvasser I saw was Bernie's. Definitely keep an eye on early voting deadlines and keep checking your precinct location that they don't move it on you.

South Carolina is a pioneer in the field of voter suppression. Give them a minute to figure out how many polling stations in black neighborhoods can be closed before the newspapers notice. Bonus: if your polling station got rat-fucked, you also get to play the "where do I vote now?" runaround game.

I hope you guys are doing an epic piece about the pastor who asked Trump “When was America great for black people, though?”.

What did you see when you type “Lady A” into their search boxes? The top artist and channel on YouTube are the band. The singer starts showing up on the 8th and 11th video below the ads and subscription links to the band. If the band did not decide to call themselves Lady A, where would the singer be on that list?…

He’s always going to be Salah from the two good Indiana Jones movies for me.

I guess that’s the only way he gets hard nowadays? 

Right now, in a tab over, Amazon Music only has one Lady A as an artist, and it’s Lady Antebellum. Same on Spotify. Pull up YouTube, it’s the same.

Brilliant. Thanks that made my morning.

She’s getting less streams for sure, because if you go on any music streaming sites or YouTube and type in “Lady A” it only pulls up the country band. If the original Lady A had made any money from streaming, those revenue options are basically gone. She can’t do concerts now because COVID, so her touring revenues and…

Any of these motherfuckers claiming to be for child welfare had better be ready to show their past votes for: maternity care benefit expansions, early childhood care assistance, school & home meal assistance, SNAP, social security, pediatric care cost assistance, healthcare expansion for families, livable wage policies…

The Bureau of Land Management are indeed wildin’. Must be pent up from all those Cliven Bundy stand-offs.

Martha?

Yes.

I leave the mask on if I’m driving a couple of minutes between stops. Helps me train to be more comfortable with it when I have to wear it a while too.

When are we going to get a gimmick Twitter account with nothing but pictures of NYPD dipshits walking around without masks, called “FINE THESE ASSHOLES”?