Found the guy who pretended 2008-2010 didn’t happen.

I’m sure there’s at least three Mike Pence burners in there, mostly seething with jealously that Val wasn’t grabbing his boob.

In many Asian cultures that I’ve had first hand knowledge of, it’s always in the context of “sugar daddy” or concubine culture. Yes, concubine culture is alive and well.

Oh that’s some testing-all-of-Jesus’-patience bullshit.

I feel bad for all the federal workers who are just trying to serve their country and will be eating a lot of shit from deluded MAGAts calling them Deep State and Bernie Bros calling them Family Separators, when all they're trying to do is check the soil salinity goddamnit.

Yes! This motherfucker does not deserve any kind of politeness or to be spared in any ways. I’d go all Hannibal Lector on his ass and try to talk him into swallowing his own tongue right on stage.

“Still haven’t caused 190,000+ deaths due to incompetence, though.”

Look, we’re all out here making fun of first world problems and hair will grow back and yadayadayada.

The real reason Republicans were up in arms about Obamacare Death Panels (TM) is because they’re pissed they’re not running real death panels where they can send people they don’t like to their deaths.

OK, now I want to see an emo band named THE MANSPLAINERS

I keep hoping every time he says "self funded" there's a sign language interpreter behind him making a jackoff motion.

Wait did nobody ask him "like you self-funded last time, huh"?

Eh. I live within an hour’s drive from some primo foliage areas, so for me it’s a day trip all in the car, and sitting down to eat packed lunches. Social distancing is doable in these cases.

1) Is there one photo out there of Cohen that doesn’t look like the dictionary definition of ‘sad sack’?

Shit I guess the internet IS a series of tubes: the prison pipeline comes right through the screen.

So did the doctor tell you the gender after he pulled his pants up?

I think this may be Chekov’s boomer rock legend: Billy Joel will show up at some point, inspire the fuck out of Hughie, then ends up with his brains exploded into Hugie's mouth.

Yeah I’ve seen a professor’s wife literally subpoenaed the entire department for the divorce trial, exposing marital infidelity, harassment of students, theft of authorship credit, funding irregularities, and self-dealing. Admin just put him off classes for two years because he's good at fundraising.

I tried to wrap my head around her side of the story for a minute then I remembered the time I saw a guy react to not getting a big enough raise by breaking shit and calling everyone the n-word on the way out.

Could be. I spent time overseas and locals often treat cops as just another job, so the folks let their opinions loose more readily than stateside.