Obviously you never read the Book Of The Tactical Oakleys Jesus.

They will accept and pretend they weren't conned, provided they feel they get their cut in the form of whatever they feel valuable, up to simply inflicting emotional distress on other people.

Me seeing that header image: “oh fuck why is Conan O’Brien so thin now?"

Also, Silvio Bunga Bunga Berlusconi is now in the hospital with covid-induced pneumonia after his kids went partying in Sardinia with jet setters and later tested positive.

It's either play stupid to cover criminality, or run into criminality because stupidity. Take your pick, Barr.

Now you can pair that MA State Trooper news with fresh Boston PD Evidence Control Unit Overtime Scam, 2020 vintage.

I wonder if this was your driver’s version of “let’s give them a show” with some cops he already knows.

It’s what I get for hanging out at the AV Club site since they still had the paper version.

All you gotta do is get all those stans to self-quarantine for two weeks.

I don’t know if this makes me a bad person, but every time I see that still of Guilfoyle mid-scream, all I can think of is the line from WAP about “touching that thing in the back of my throat”.

Dammit Joe. Just roll up in a Trans-Am. We’ve all earned some good-weird this year.

Saw a fun yard sign in a working-class neighborhood of my deep red city:

(contemplates jokes involving pegs/pegging, vomits)

Now I wonder what Ed Henry was up to when he was at CNN.

I swore I saw WOOSTAH signs all over I-90 last month.

[time rewinds in the theater in 2021, giving all the attendees the coronavirus, improbably, for the second time but also the first time]

shit

It’s the steroids-and-Cookout (the 1$ burger franchise, not an actual cookout) diet. Gives them all the same thumb-head shape no matter how much they work out. Then they “hide” their multiplying chins with the same facial hair. After a while they also get the same tribal and iron cross tattoos, too.

“and no one else”

McCain conveniently reinvented himself with this maverick shit AFTER getting busted in the Keating 5 S&L scandal.