(Checks with Boomers staff to narrow it down a little bit. 30 year old white racists with pills in their panties is....not unique for Boca.)

I will customize the living hell our of my order and get curbside delivery like a civilized motherfucker, thankyouverymuch.

Look, that was a different era, man! Nathan Rabin’s developing Natural Jugaloo Face and Donna Bowman actually cooking meth for her Breaking Bad reviews were the last straw.

Surprisingly not filed under: DIRTBAGS, LITERAL

You’re in luck!

Say what you will, but I’ll probably vote for whomever Walton Goggins tells me to.

That header image begs for a caption game, doesn’t it?

I want to hang out with Diamond J Jesus.

Counterpoint: her public persona lines up with the type of people who believe they own their children, and will do the extra dramatic thing to “show you what you’ve made me do”.

Her brows are curling into the Taoism yin-yang symbol as we speak.

There better be at least one Cats joke. I'll buy two tickets if there's a Cats butthole joke. (Zero tickets if it involves a James Corden cameo tho)

I really like that the heavy comment traffic on this post is concentrated on a couple of tone-policing and millenial-sucks threads.

“You’re just throwing shit at the wall to see what sticks, because you got nothing real. Whatever lets you sleep at nigh, dude.”

In Asia there are apps that taxi drivers use, with the same set rates as regular taxis plus the overhead. It’s convenient because in most big Asian cities finding a cab during rush hour is harder than making Uber turn a profit. Uber and Lyft withered away in many Asian markets in part because they can’t raise funds…

The crux is that except for assigned shifts/routes and corporate inspections, all those things already apply.

This pick-up artist better pick up some sun screen. Shit, my skin itches just looking at that picture.

Yeah, the denial of reality, tribalism and whataboutisms are a good giveaway. Your friend has tied her identity to the perceived success of Trump and his party, and I guess it’s in for a penny, in for a pound.

Huh. I figured that Apple and Google would have hard-coded a pop-up that says “Are you sure you’re using this word? [word] [y/n]” by now.

I found this useful.

These people are exhausting.