Donald John Trump is the second anchor baby in his family, by these fuckers' logic.

Not nasty, but definitely Midwestern Nice.

I hate to say it but Truth and Reconciliation works only if none of the parties are delusional about their actions.

Pinellas County

Nah. There’s no control over the dosed populations, no stated comparisons to placebo groups, and no published metrics on what constitutes a successful trial.

Damn that ‘rona really does a number on your brain.

What, is his caked-ass makeup not coming off as easy as before?

I listened to it on Spotify uncensored first, so I just lost my shit the first time I heard it like ”wet and Gucci”.

I suspect a more mundane explanation: dude never noticed because he never gave a fuck about her pleasure, and she probably has her own remedies.

Using ADP's small business services, they made new income columns for FFCRA and FMLA for us to enter separately. They've revised our 941s twice now and we get updated tax totals a couple times each paycheck because they keep finding kinks in the law.

...but it’s easier to rhyme grass with ass...

Ladies and gentlemen, your next recurring feature player for Drunk History.

“Michael - I’ll call you Michael - you know how weak your president is? When he sees a strong woman his brain can only come up with one word. Such a scared little boy.”

Here’s David Simon learning about Spanish ball-related quips, while falling down a twitter rabbit hole of Spanish politics.

It’s a paid commercial by the military, though, so the NFL will want back on that teat post-haste.

if you mean Joe Kenedy, he’d have to recover from Markey telling him in the debate to nut up and tell dad to refrain from buying his boy a shiny new senate seat.

There aren’t that many Dems out there who can do theater well, are there?

ADP basically said to me “track it and we’ll sort it out when they figure out the year-end forms”.

Not exactly. EO is a tool for running things within the executive branch. Actions that do not require an act of Congress to execute, such as exercising discretion in spending money as allowed by law, directing enforcement actions under prosecutorial discretion, etc.

Dear God I hope people call DeSantis “Rick” to his face until he rage strokes.