I can only hope that she never gets a chance to trade words with Lindsey Graham, because Graham got sent packing by Jaime Harrison so Graham can go snuggle with rent boys in the sky on K Street.

Useful idiots, with the useful part being very debatable.

It made for an excellent lesson on how the basic architecture of computers work. He said if the university’s punch card maker was still working he’d make one of our assignments to display NERDS!!!!

My old comp sci prof had a 1960s IBM punch card that actually made the old computer in the lab output GET OFF MY LAWN on a 16-pixel-tall dot matrix display.

You realize you’re accidentally summoning Prince Andrew right now, right?

Now I really hope there’s a remix with this extra verse:

Can confirm that she is a pure representation of how a polite and beautiful facade can make you not notice the river of shit contained within.

I think that was from one of those avant garde fashion shows where she got blasted in the face with a mixture of bronzer and grease.

Yes. You’re not going to successfully guess the tastes of your much younger relatives. If it’s not something really expensive that they can keep a while or return for good value (jewelry or electronics), then just take Randy Moss’ advice: “Straight cash, homie”.

No, Mrs. Haley, your nephew is disappointed in you for other reasons.

If they’re following social media mentions of this looting spree, it should be fairly easy to determine if the looters are affiliated with BLM.

I’m pretty sure the price tag is mainly for their vanity about getting on TV. Which means that going from HGTV proper to Magnolia TV (?!) should have caused a price cut, but then again I avoid the grift so what do I know.

The old intro to electrical engineering teacher in me wants it be because q is usually used to describe an electric charge.

I’m surprised that there isn’t a smaller contractor in town offering to give them the “fixed up” look for cheaper and with no restrictions. I mean, unless the Gaines have copyrights on “shit taste” nothing should be stopping another contractor from buying up generic-ass home decor and laser-cutting some bible quotes…

Let’s see if we can get Birx to confirm that COVID-19's long-term effects include lowered sperm count, perpetual whiskey dick, and ingrown ball hair.

Old White Boys breed Younger White Boys. Been true since the advent of White Boys (c. 1619).

1) does this confirm that Kylie Jenner’s head was basically CGI’d onto a stand-in body?

Anecdotally, the further north up I95 I traveled, the more responsible people get. This is from looking at the number of masks in gas stations & rest areas, and how people crowd the lines for toilets and snacks and such.

The best decision I did was to make a last-minute change to which colleges I applied to right out of high school. That change was made last-minute because my dad was harping on me getting into his alma mater every. fucking. day.

It’s The Shining, but the building is extra racist.