“Fungal Cult” makes for a pretty good grindcore band name.

“So....you’re the cock and balls of Congress? Why not the White House? And what’s with all the Jesuits?”

Except, of course, Rocky Balboa, Michael Jordan, and other sports figures. 

I only wish that Rep. Lewis had gotten to see the Pettis Bridge renamed The John Lewis Bridge, along with glass displays so that when people walk along the bridge they can see the images from Bloody Sunday superimposed on the present day view.

Whenever people are confused by the term “going HAM”, clips of William Hurt from these movies usually do the trick.

Plot twist: same intern, who was absented minded because at the same time he had to wax his Daddy Matty Gaetzy.

I think we’re all arguing about distinctions that don’t have a lot of differences here.

One of my coworkers got COVID from a bar, and another from Yoga.

Why, building a PC makes plenty of people harder than a diamond cutter. No shame in that.

Guitar Guy failing to enter the bus was funny.

It’s Theater Kids Rap (tm) that Miranda excels at, which will never fail to make a theater full of white Theater Kids loses their minds.

In fun news: Brad Parscale is fired from his campaign manager job.

I can’t wait for smartphone technology to enable an IRL punch to the face based on social media. Because every goddamn person on earth will get punched in the face all day, every day and realize it was all a giant mistake and refocus on curing cancer or some shit.

Oh shit Waterville? I worked there for a couple months one winter twenty years ago. Nice town, nice downtown shops. Too bad about LePage stinking up the joint, I guess.

Most state health dept.s have their own reporting channel, which is what the Johns Hopkins site uses, I think.

I’m disappointed that the last link did not circle back to Paul LePage’s home address or something.

This is building up to some kind of #Iambeaner troll, isn’t it?

I heard that ad and didn’t look up the first time, and my thought was: wait, is Trump advertising the fact that under Trump crime is running rampant? Is this a Project Lincoln troll? 

Meditation and a lot of stretching yoga poses has helped me. I hope you find something that helps you up as well.

I searched our state’s list of testing places and called the pay-to-test labs. They’re usually not booked up and are reporting shorter turnarounds.