It may be Emily’s way of saying that Tucker and Neff (the fuck kind of name is that anyways) is the same person, or she can’t tell because sentient racist thumbs are hard to tell apart.

That was Kamala Harris’ bag, back in the day.

Since constitutionally he would be a private citizen on inauguration day, I guess we can arrest him for impersonating a federal officer and go from there...

I wonder if the NBA sent out a survey asking all the players/staff/etc. what foods will they absolutely have to have within the bubble period. I bet the professionally trained chef can get some MSG-loaded frozen egg rolls and access to a deep fryer with peanut oil, because that’s what Chinese restaurants use 75% of…

Charitable reading: employee privacy. Except that the govt already interpreted the laws that public threats outweighs privacy when specific to comtagions.

True. I’ve been the person nobody expected to know their language too.

I really don’t get white people demand other folks speak English either, and I’m white.

So literally changing their name from an anti-Native American slur to a wounded knee?

Oh good they're starting to disappear up their own assholes.

You remember in the debates how Trump snorts like he’s trying to get that last cocaine residue off his nose hair?

It sucks because all they see is “Why u mad? Things are going great!” and their employees all thing “fuck, my back is just waiting for its turn with the knife, isn’t it?”.

Yeah, but Melania is not exactly a Michelle Obama type either (except at speeches) and both parents look like the type to make their kids socialize in like-minded circles. (Insert flashback to some early-00's documentary about children of tycoons that featured Ivanka.)

Bonus: the bright red MAGA masks would make for easy avoidance/cursing/punching targets.

This is also the politician who thought he can score some cheap one-liners off of Triumph The Insult Comic Dog, and proceeded to get dunked through the Dallas asphalt.

Has Mrs. Jim Crow been taken?

I understand that you would like her to grow some empathy for fellow human beings by making her live like the “others” for a while.

The Atlantic article is interesting, but I may have read it and came away with different observations than you would.

We’re calling those Denny’s children menus “cognitive tests” now?

Next week it’s going to be about how magnificently he is able to aim all his shits into the toilet bowl, complete with video proof, isn’t it?

Have you considered that maybe...just maybe...some people are into drinking poop water?