Going through all of Rich’s examples and cases here just reinforced for me that “cancel culture” is just a smokescreen used by public figures to avoid accountability.

Is he alive? Is he not in jail? Are his dick and balls attached to his body?

The citizens that get killed going from A to B don’t exactly get it easy, though.

What the fuck kind of message do these companies think that “fuck your children and fuck their well-being” conveys to their clients?

“Dear Senator Loeffler,

A couple of well-placed bazooka shots might work. You can say it’s leftover explosives from when it was a quarry.

Wait, how do we know for sure that Kanye didn’t add Deez Nutz as his legal middle name?

When it came to peanut butter, we buy two jars at a time: one for civilized usage, and one for when I would like to eat my feelings away.

“We’ve been trying to, ok?”

There's no way of knowing how he got it. They should test if he got the Uzbeki-beki-stan-stan strain.

Excuse me, but Vanilla Ice is NOT a one-hit wonder. Between stealing Under Pressure for a backing track and denying it, and that 90s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle movie song, he's 3/4-hit at best.

I hope Trump keeps trying to block this book all the way to SuperDuper Court, and the delay turns all his dirty laundry into an October surprise instead of a July piece of news that gets forgotten after a weekly barrage of bullshit.

If they were still alive I wonder if the store where she got them would accept returns. Unless they assume the lobsters having travelled with an influencer had all become assholes and ruined their meat taste with assholishness. 

Alright, Sacha Baron Cohen must have a DEEP bankroll for this one.

https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Onanism&redirect=no

The news keeps saying Los Angeles County has over 100k cases by itself, but they never clarified the demographics and actual distribution within the county.

I wish Key & Peele was still on, because their skits* just with the rotating cast of asslickers of this administration would have been lethal.

It looks like the Democratic primary had about the same total vote count as the Republican one, which bodes well for turnout.

This may be minor, but the fact that she doesn’t have a mask on while traveling from wherever the fuck she lives to Mr. Hayat’s house tells me plenty.

I often make the jerkoff motion whenever these entities are discussed, so yeah.