* Disclaimer: her one black friend is actually a white person who spent a weekend getting a tan and some ‘rona on the Jersey Shore and decided to try on a blaccent upon returning to Connecticut.

So Vapors Graham is going to go with Trump as the "center" of American politics now? 

“No no no you don’t get it it’s this cascading series of misunderstanding like in Curb Your Enthusiasm. You know how me, a 25 year old hick-ass hick is just like some dirty old je-”

I see that picture and every time my mind goes:

I was able to read quietly up until ‘Tyrannosaurus Lice’ took me a second to put 2 and 2 together then proceed to cackle like an idiot for a few minutes straight.

Now let’s see cops in the Bay Area start pulling over old white ladies and frisk them because they “match a description”.

If I didn’t feel bad for the froyo worker who’d have to clean up the place, I’d recommend just spearing her face into the froyo machine.

I'm waaaaay more worried about the ginger whenever I see this clip.

Shit, my card has "We're hiring a VP of diversity" on it.

The most dangerous place in New York has always been between Rudy Giuliani and a TV camera, so yes. He would be pimping the war on drugs while being visibly high on coke, or pimping the war on taxes while getting all his money from the government.

That’s possibly one of your coworkers calling people dildos all the time within earshot of Alexa.

Welcome to Southern Driving, I presume.

I can’t speak to whether Kimmel’s growth has been genuine or market-driven, but his attitude was a common one of being the go-along-get-along guy who laughed at every shitty joke and high-fived the guy in his posse who slapped a random woman’s ass.

Because she really needs the teevee to look after her kid(s?) for her.

I’m sure we can all empathize with the warden not wanting to interrupt Chauvin’s first jailhouse swastika tattoo.

I can appreciate those who say that laughing or reveling in Trump/MAGAt misery will only strengthen their resolve - or worse, lead to everyone underestimating them like 2016.

So is that like two regular neckties taped together or something? I don’t remember ties that are long enough to go from your waist up, loop around your neck, then drop back down to your waist. 

That means the MAGA and stars and bars flags are in the den.

Imagining early-90s Barbra Streisand reading your comment is the highlight of my evening.

Eastern Georgia has been going HARD this year, from the COVID-spreading Mardi Gras parties, Ahmaud Arbery, Stacy McMuffins, Mayor Hightops here, and general country club bullshit in the area.