Nah, he'll pump himself up for the first debate, and then claim everybody involved is unfair and biased as soon as Biden even insinuates that he has blood on his hands. And by then Trump would have the blood of a quarter million Americans on his hands.

I would be hilariously unsurprised if it turned out that Gaetz got his mistress deported because he knocked her up and she refused his requests that she had an abortion.

Obviously this calls for a J10-sized catapult.

“Instead, point out how boring it is to think people should be punished if they don’t conform. How tedious it is to think that the contours of your own thought enclose all that is worth knowing. How embarrassing it is to be cruel.”

Every time her picture pops up that’s the only thing I see anymore.

Damn, this is not too far from where Ahmaud Arbery was murdered.

Shit, which department is this? These cops just cannot stop telling on themselves can't they?

Ahem: “I’ll sign that waiver PROUDLY because I KNOW Trump has that waiver to protect against liberal snowflakes who will attend the Klan campaign rally already infected and try to sue Big Daddy Trump. Because ever person that coughs in that arena will definitely be demonrat plants.”

Let’s check on her police department for recent brutality complaints, because it looks like the threshold for “I fear for my life” seems to be a lukewarm hash brown.

I guess the intersection between "I wanna be famous" and "I wanna fuck younger women" is a political theory now.

Chaz Bono has got to be pretty pissed right about now.

Bethel is about an hour outside of Cincinnati, a short drive to Kentucky, and a few hours from Louisville, KY and Columbus, OH. 

Pictured: BABY MAKE BOOM BOOM

The white bubble is real. It’s what happens when you get the remote sticky and you can’t/won’t change the channel from Fox News or ONAN.

[Puts away joke about Cruz finding his conscience about as often as...]

At least they’re not going to qualify for unemployment, though, because last I heard “Disliked being told to maintain a standard” does not qualify.

That tweet was.....not tremendous.

The BLM guys were interviewed by Guardian, and they specifically said they just didn’t want the protests to get painted as ‘Violent Blacks’. If they had to save a hooligan, that’s the price.

I still say it’s a failure of the police in handling the situation. They tried to use tasers in close quarters which is not what’s recommended, when they needed free hands and secured their own weapons.

Bad news: if you stop caring, you’re just another asshole.