When Generic White Police Fuck #1 said “they act like we’re the problem”, I yelled YES YOU FUCKING ARE THE PROBLEM at the tv and scared my dog.

But would it be bone-spur jarring?

Locally they’ve run a commercial for several years featuring (on a team that had Cam Newton’s gigawatt smile) Luke Kuechly talking like he’s trying to convince the team doctor he’s not concussed. 

A Canadian guy I know had made delicious moose meatballs, which means this comment confused me for a second.

“You people in the media keep dancing to Trump’s tune. How about you accord me the same groveling supplication you’ve been offering the administration for three years? Or you save your hostile questioning for black politicians? Is the bosom of the status quo that comfy for you?”

Counterpoint: Republicans have been calling Democrats every name under the sun, yelling death panels this and forced abortions that. If you’re ceding the intensity of language, then you’re conceding the electorate are predisposed to lean towards Trump and need to be fooled or coddled.

Also pictured: Cpt. Bacon? Nah, too easy. My second guess: Lt. Prosciutto.

Some days I wonder why nobody every says “Get the fuck outta here with that shit” out loud. I’ve been to the Capitol rotunda and I know it echoes pretty good.

I gotta say, like that Gizmodo post, that Trump searched ‘racist’ and saw himself pop up all over the place, somehow decided it was either a good thing or more proof that the lamestream media are out to get him, then went on a roll searching for Trump-related terms. 

I’m pretty sure he’s using John McCain’s HBOGo login, because I’m also 99% sure he’s been cashing both Fred Trump, Sr. and Jr.’s social security checks well after they died.

Well, the cocaine actually does not clarify that question at all.

I love this. The Cokehead’s Cokehead Car.

The 1619 Project is pure bias, obviously.

Best/worst part: the chief was fired AFTER announcing his retirement, which was percipitated by the Brionna Taylor shooting to begin with. 

Unfortunately, we're on the first few dozen pages of The Stand, not The Dead Zone.

I guess his O line better be allwhite with this.

It’s already been proven that MPD valued George Floyd’s life less than a $ 20 bill. It’s already been proven that NYPD valued Eric Garner’s life less than a fucking cigarette.

What’s worked for me is logging off and just do something analog for a day. Do yardwork, go volunteer somewhere, have a fuckathon with your SO.

The cell phone reception is great once the steel frames of Walmarts and Targets are burnt off.

Those white women using the stars & stripes as bikini bottoms literally flossing their asses with the flags? A-OK!