Here are my opinions:

A gentleman AND a scholar. 

Don’t get started on those fantasies where you drag him in after getting hit with rubber bullets and you have to apply topical ointments in .... unexpected places.

Underrated: the Iraqi PM slightly flinches and smirks at the first shoe, then half-heartedly swats at the second one to cover his tracks.

I resent that because I’m on a Teams meeting right now, and I’m Chad-adjacent at best.

Shit, I even cleaned up so good that the landlord gave me back my whole deposit once. I should be at least a 3-star general or a cabinet undersecretary or some such.

Your writing brings up a very pressing point: how do we properly describe a group of Karens?

You mean it’s not a sticker?

Once they reach a certain point, celebrities will try to max out their earning potential because there’s an agent cracking the whip for their 10%, support staff that need to be paid, etc.

Late night CNN and MSNBC have had a lot of teams on the ground who clearly state that the cops are attacking unprovoked. It's always the opinion block who keep filing dispatches from inside their assholes.

One of my neighbors was lamenting that “liberal mayors weren’t letting the cops do what they’re supposed to do”. I politely offered to kneel on his neck for ten minutes.

Dick Wolf runs four or five shows that hire probably dozens of writers. This moron was more expendable that Dick Wolf's favorite barista.

Maybe they’ll do an ammosexual episode? 

We have to forgive Markdown Melania here: she thought she was back in St. Petersburg (the Russian one).

Some asshole.

I wonder if this is because G/O generally trying to cut weekend costs. If they don’t want to pay the writers at The Root, the writers aren’t obliged to work for free imo.

I was randomly at a frat party once in college, and what turned me off of frat parties for good was one guy INSISTING on watching Rain Man and stopping the VHS tape to analyze how great each scene was.

Managers/CEOs/boards of companies are there to extract the maximum amount of money from the company. If that happens to include the company running well, it’s not intentional.

I’m sorry, did the white guy in Nigeria got kidnapped from his local Abercrombie storefront and chained to a dinghy on a 4-month ride across the Atlantic and then made to work for free under constant whipping and sexual violence?

Reading this made me throw up in my mouth a little. What the fuck is it with these people?