Nah. A good president would have been aggressive about curtailing disease vectors.

Yeah, but imagine that charge showing up every time she applies for a job and they run a background check.

Aw we found the UK equivalent of the Susan Collins’ Very Concerned About This (but fuck you, plebes).

“That comparison’s a reach”

This is giving me that South Park episode with Cesar Milan vibes, and I love it.

May 2020: The Mossimos of Target regret what they had done

Let’s film Helen Mirren dressed as Queen Elizabeth II reading this so Damon can get a screenwriting Oscar.

The adjacent “Karens Trying To Build A Body Count” billboard, though, is broken because the counter CPU got overloaded. On the first day.

As a dog owner who always keeps our dogs on a leash, this shit just pisses me off on top of the racism. I’ve had loose big dogs try to hump my dogs or think they’re chew toys because of oblivious fucks like this. Their malignant sense of privilege is a straight line from “dog rules don’t apply to me” to “use cops to…

The CGI software has become sentient, and it now traverses the internet to take over a different movie each week. Once the CGI solves the problems with the week’s film, it renders a final butthole as its exit.

Oh someone needs to remind him that he’d be on Obama's secondhand space and that Obama filled the Denver Broncos and South Carolina Gamecocks stadiums during his first campaign.

An evergreen paraphrased quote: "I thought he'd only hurt the people I don't like."

Stringer was the classic “smart enough to get in trouble, not enough to get out of trouble” type person.

“I’m a perfectionist, so they all hate me.”

My mother in law doesn’t speak English very well, and she called it ‘Dracula’ one day when one of them ran by her front porch.

This is like those nature shows where the dumbass cub keeps pawing at the grown-ass adult lioness until *swat* and the cub shits herself.

shhh...Rands don’t touch Wonderbread. They’re either all in on Ethical Bread or will not shut up about baking their own bread. While performatively being gluten free and carb-intolerant.

Glass-Steagall was repealed through the Gramm(R)-Leach(R)-Bliley(R) Act, introduced in the Senate by the three guys whose name are on the Act, and approved in both chambers by veto-proof majorities. Fun fact, Democrats made up 88% of the nay votes.

That’s the chicken-and-egg question, isn’t it? Transits are often boxed in by budgets and right-of-way and can’t expand to easily follow the population growth out into the suburbs. That’s one reason the more heavily used systems are in cities with long-established boundaries and population density that is relatively…

As opposed to Republicans who.....voted for all those finance sector accommodations, wrote the latest tax giveaway, fought affordable healthcare, continue to fight against any financial regulation period, want to tighten the screws on student loans, vote for judges who in turn try to give the executive branch…