My dog shits on a Zen sand garden box. Well, it was a Zen sand garden box. Now it’s Toby’s Toilet. (dog not actually named Toby)

I confess to probably not hitting 80% adherence to social distancing but big box stores will be the death of us all.

Because White Feelings Matter, which is also a primary source of anger against Black Lives Matter.

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I may be wrong, but "A dragged to B" (headline) and "B drags A" (your comment) read quite differently.

^ didn’t read closely, or dyslexic?

Irina Shayk cosplaying party?

I’d go easy on Mama Trump, mainly because we know she had to let Ol’ Fred clamber up on her on at least three occasions.

If we bombard it with x-rays, do we get Stankonium? 

This had “Fuck, I thought we were just gonna scare him or snatch him, then kill him after I turned the phone off” written all over it. I’m also pretty sure Roddy here just figured he wasn’t going to wait to be thrown under the bus by the McMichaels klan.

Tesla has responsibility (read: liability) for their employees’ safety. Especially if they demonstrably ignore any public health guidelines.

I was expecting some samurai sword shit to befit actual craziness, not some weak-ass PacMan meme.

Better yet, I will personally kick in $100 towards the effort if Obama sets up a free PPE and coronavirus testing tent in front of the White House. (Or best of all, in underserved neighborhoods where it's more impactful.)

Trump is currently waiting for reports that Arbery was in Central Park while black once, which is obviously a capital crime.

Salaam Bombay! was one of my first big-screen cinema verite experiences, and it happened to be a screening in an old, now a shopping mall, second-run theater in Bangkok, near one of the slums similar to the one depicted in the film.

Fuck, now I wish a 90-year-old lady had come out, picked up that exact box with zero effort, then tossed it back in his face.

As a former restaurant owner, I’ve seen too many of these middle-man services (from the phone-and-fax days up to now) try to scam and beat money out of restaurants while their drivers will let our food sit for half an hour waiting for another order on the same route.

As someone who had started a business, I’m actually good with this kind of approach from my employees.

I disagree. This state of reality needs to be repeated everywhere, all the time.

Only if we can start by seating Anita Hill and Christine Blasey Ford at justices. Oh, what's that? Some folks say they're not qualified? Neither are Gorsuch, Kavanaugh, and Thomas.