You wait til he hosts a "Balls Hanging To The Knees Ball" at Mar-A-Lago

Most of the animal weirdness I’ve seen ended up being their natural behaviors in unnatural locations.

Look, these dipshits have tried to “off the record” actual court records. So they’re just looking to get away with as much bullshit as possible, that’s all.

Damn, Louis CK got angry.

Honestly if they spend time doing this, and we all blow smoke up their asses to make them feel good about it, and then it results in fewer black kids being pummeled, it’d be worth it.

You would be so high that you filmed an entire movie next to a guy in a motion capture suit and think he’s a real dog the whole time. At least that’s how you’ll explain trying to cut off your coworker’s nuts.

That line about having no effect beyond making expensive urine just killed me.

These motherfuckers are why I’m considering carrying a bleach solution spray bottle when I go outside. One of these cockbrained assholes might actually thank me for a light spritz, thinking I'm administering Uncle Donnie's Medicine.

First Blood (and the book on which it's based) was at its core about a PTSD-afflicted vet losing his shit after being further abused by some small town cops.

This is a genuine question because I’m fuzzy on the mechanics of exercising a stock option. If the employee wants to exercise the option, would they have to have the funds to back the option prices? So if they want to make a profit on the $ 350.02 option, they’d have to pay that $ 350.02 per share to obtain the actual…

IMO Stallone’s best acting job was in First Blood. Part of that was that the heavy lifting was done by Richard Crenna and Brian Dennehy (RIPs).

The flower represents deflowering of the butt?

It’s actually not a great movie - a lot of explicit stuff for the sake of “shock” and Von Trier using his own depression as an excuse for a lot of violent misogyny.

That’s exactly what the protagonist did in Lars Von Trier’s NYMPH()MANIAC. (yes, that’s how it’s really spelled)

“You help me or I tell Mom which kitchen appliances you’ve been jerking off into.

“It wasn’t intentional”

Maybe it’s my quarantine-addled mind, but if they actually molded those dongs with some solid load-bearing material this can make a great garage tool organizer.

I’m so sorry that you had to experience that. As soon as we got our own place we locked it down hard from a pest perspective with baits and traps and repellents all over the place, even put a Ring camera in the pantry and kitchen.

The initial bit scarred my wife for life when it comes to small animals of any kind. She will shriek at the top of her lungs at the sight of a loose hamster, a sparrow flying into the garage, even a rabbit scurrying around.

We both still like Singapore Mei Fun, though.