I worked at the same chinese place as my wife. It’s a semi-basement unit in an old downtown with drop ceilings.

Turns out the train has been circling Antarctica this whole time, and it is just a Truman Show knock-off.

Also “Legale Snort”, which sounds like the street name for primo French cocaine.

That show deserves a spot on the pantheon if all they did was "In the year 2000" and the Walker Texas Ranger Lever.

Side effects include: uneven boobs?

Right now the worst impact is on the “essential” workers in meat packing plants, caregivers, and service/delivery workers.

His work on Fringe is top-notch, imo. 

Have you guys checked on Fishbein yet?

It’s Jeter.

It’s an amazing scene, and partly because everyone in the family had a giant blow-out in the previous scene, so it adds a “alright we fought, now let’s eat” mood to it.

“I’m going to ban all immigration-”

Most of them are angry that hot chicks aren’t lining up to look for their dicks under the chew-stained beer belly folds for the privilege of joining their bunkers.

So none of their research projects include seeing what happens when a human poops off the bow of an upright ship and the turd drops from 50+ feet into the water?

This is what happens when Deadspin no longer posts ‘Things we got stuck in our orifices this year’ blogs.

Now I want Tarantino to do an episode of Drunk History, just to see the guest stars try to keep up lip syncing with him.

Goldentoes, obvs

Unexpected things I’ve seen on pizzas in Asia (unranked):

It looks like an X7 trying to hold in a fart.

Great, so we can look forward to Zoom Nonconsensual Porn in the near future.

A lot of folks are fetishizing first responders as a way to draw attention away from their being constantly under protected and underfunded.