They want to be seen as civil rights leaders, but somehow happily cheer on water cannons, tear gas and police beatings inflicted on other people.

Fake news. Their children are all named Trey.

Ashleigh, Ashlee, Ashley, Ayshleigh-Jane

Of course they all worked hard. You know how much work goes into winning the sperm lottery?

My understanding (neither a lawyer or legal scholar) is that my rights end where the infringement on other people’s rights begins.

Isn’t this just the pretty city people not being able to fuck at the frequency with which they’ve become accustomed? You know, just them living like the rest of us who don’t get laid every weekend?

She looks like each morning a staffer has to measure her teeth with a fancy carpenter's level before she can start 'gramming.

“Can't direct his way out of a paper bag" is a burn that just disinfected my whole zipcode.

Reminder: when you see white people named “Trey”, that’s normally short for SomethingSomething The Third.

Counterpoint: Trump and the Republican party successfully suppressed Democratic votes via actual voter suppression, decadeslong gaslighting projects, soliciting help from Russia, lying, refusing to do their jobs while giving their base a giant carrot when Obama nominated Merrick Garland, “death panels", etc.

Not having seen the show, my only observation here is that that lion in the background has some hefty looking balls.

I just realized that the first generation of Rogue came out in a commercial tie-in to HEROES, back when people thought it was good.

East Asians (and mainland Southeast Asians, and upper-caste South Asians) are racist against darker skinned people from the same fuckin’ race, so anti-black and anti-African racism should surprise nobody.

At least now you know the comparison point with Biden is literally 22,000+ dead Americans.

Floppy dongs, on the other hand....well, switch hands and they might not be floppy anymore.

I sincerely hope the policeman doesn’t have the coronavirus, so that at least the doctor wasn’t exposed. He already has a heavy load of the ACAB virus.

“Who could have done it better?”

Yeah, I'd guess the pandas were going "Hey, those fucking pervs haven't been here in weeks. U up?"

Did he try to......weld his food?

I’m on my own for the first time, in a one bedroom apartment. Cooked basic shit like a bucket of fried rice that I could freeze warm up by the pint.