So the mayor is saying his city’s men were all in 80's hair bands?

Ours is electric, and we use it three times a year - twice in pollen season and once in fall. We also try to do it Sunday mornings when our neighbors go to church.

It’s missing the orange cheeto-dust mushroom outline on the mask, though.

These motherfuckers all have blood on their hands. Every last one of the GOP voters. 

I think it’s on the VOTERS OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA to beat Trump.

This comment shows up every time there’s an article on cruise lines.

......Except First In Cousins

Fuckface Children of Fuckheads Who Profited From Slavery Month

Can we get Sinead O'Connor to reprise her "fight the real enemy" mike drop again?

Definitely a juiced up Darryl. 

Shit, I was considering the same for this driving range. I think they weren’t even open - just a bunch of breaking-and-Chaddenings

Where I am it’s sparsely populated so walking in the cul-du-sac or up and down the street without coming near someone else is feasible. All state and county parks are closed, though. But the national parks stay partly open, to the righteous anger of the park rangers who have to deal with assholes and risk their health.

If this is an arrangement that involved family court when you set it up, maybe they have guidance? If you reach any kind of amicable agreement with your ex in the meantime, try to get it in writing and explicit.

Goddamn that is cold. I love it.

Oh, it’s got cheese, but it’s tuned to a pretty specific wavelength.

Look, for the last time, those aren’t nipple piercings or rings or tape or whatever. They’re tiny Eraserhead fetuses suckling at his teats, hanging on for dear life while having a nightmare narrated by Werner Herzog.

Where I live if you take over a gas station and convert it to a different business, the city inspector will make you fill the gas tanks with sand or dig them out.

[Consults color chart from Family Guy]

#TrumPandemic

Fuckers managed to ruin Szechuan Sauce for fuck's sake.