This works best if you put the camera/phone on a tripod and keep filming throughout on the same angle. The illusion of infinite masturbation is what makes it work best.

Maybe their snark muscles have locked up?

Frankly I find the accusation merits further investigation, and I tend to believe Reade. And yet.

This stuff reminds me of this little exchange from The Wire:

I feel bad for all the impacted folks. Our business has reserves to cover more paid leave than most (and we will get tax credits for PTO if the IRS doesn’t fuck us), but it still hurts and we now need to keep doing it for workers who lost their families’ other incomes.

A drop in vape availability in the US may be part of why there’s all these anecdotal stories of high schoolers and college kids being jackasses about staying home: irritable jonesing people tend to chafe more when at home.

Watch this dipshit president take credit for the sun coming up in the east the next time he’s allowed to do a full-on rally.

This motherfucker needs to be sued into the ground, and after some thorough disinfection that fuckwad college needs to become an LGBTQ-safe arts academy or something.

Nah. Only one fucking side ever says that money is worth more than lives. It sure as fuck are not the people screaming for healthcare worker protections and better access to healthcare.

Don’t buy the au gratin upsell, though.

If you mean property taxes, they’re usually on an annual cycle and the deadline was last week in many states. (except brand-new property acquisitions and extension cases, maybe)

I’m going to file a patent for a ZombieDrone device. Put a remote-controlled arm with a piece of meat hanging off the end, attach other end to zombie, use remote control to steer. ZombieDrone!

The look and “feel” of the show is scuzzy, in keeping with its time and place. Some episodes made me want check if I got any grime stuck under my fingernails. If you ever walked down a big city alley between bar closing and trash collection, you’d get the idea.

Here’s some insane anecdotes: malls in the South/Southeast have been revived by the increased foot traffic to these novelty chains. (I’ve had to drop family members at several such places when traveling for work)

She’s daring Trump to veto the bill, thereby branding himself the man who took $ 1,200 out of every American’s pockets.

In the fridge? Easy: The Spanish Inquisition, or the foil-wrapped food that my Spanish mother-in-law had left in our freezer, as excuses for which she proceeds to remind us every time we talk that “There real food in your fridge. Why don’t you eat it yet? Don’t you love me? Why are you trying to ruin my daughter’s…

That got me thinking if there is/will be an uptick in Donalds, Ivankas and Melanias from among the MAGA breeders.

We might have to mass retweet this to the Obama-doesn’t-do-enough brigade, one of whom was still on this bullshit at a new workplace.

I saw this while sitting on the toilet, and momentarily had a flash of panic over the possibility that one of the crew would be on the shitter and flushes the toilet while the acid flush is going on, and the back-pressure giving the poor soul an acid enema.

To be fair, that would be hilarious for a movie scene that ends with the ship blowing up.