I scared the living shit out of a team member today by sending her home as soon as she said 1. She had a cough and 2. She’s been to Georgia recently.

You had Mitt AND Pence at 'pegged'.

Not only that, but they can put in a back-end fix via taxes.

Apparently movie set equipment clearance rules are different from construction sites.

Meals on Wheels are on pause in some cities, so check with your local one before schlepping down there with arms full of Purina.

One of my points you may have missed is that the money crunch that is happening to a lot of people has led to a time crunch, which in turn limits their options. I know people who literally cannot sleep more than 5 hours a day lest they be late for everything in their day. And it’s not laziness, either. It’s the cycle…

There’s a big difference between hair-pulling panic and pointing out unpreparedness.

You know The Rock hasn't made a movie where he punches a nuclear reactor. Yet.

Yeah a good bidet and better shaped bowl definitely help.

I have....um...clogged the toilets at three different family members' homes. 

I’m going to do gardening this weekend. I hope after a long day digging dirt, I can sit down, crack open a beer, and see the news that the whole bunch of motherfuckers on that podium got infected.

As a society we don’t set up our lives to make eating in feasible in too many cases.

YOLO is the Florida state motto, at least until the next vote when it would probably become [yelling “BORTLES” while throwing a Molotov Cocktail].

The test adds up to about $1,600. Apparently the CDC/Government already has lawful power to make Medicare/Medicaid absorb some of the costs and mandate that the test be free to the public.

I fail to see how this changes my daily routine.

I, a white man, had been told at different times by Quest Diagnostics that I was pregnant and that I should get tested for sickle cell.

Heh. "Gave up".

Given how this year is going, I wouldn’t be surprised if Trump is a vector and infects everyone around him, but doesn’t get sick because the corornavirus is killed by diet coke and KFC grease. There’s nobody left alive to A25 him, no staffer to keep him for sundowning, and he goes on to infect Biden.

I voted for Warren, and after Super Tuesday if she had stayed in the race with well articulated reasons (impact the frontrunners, drag the Overton Window left, etc.), I would have still respected and supported her.

They might have to break out the clock face that has second hashes on it.