Seeing as to how the dark side of the force was supposed to be all about giving in to your desires and wants, I figured the implication was that between bouts of gleeful cackling Palapatine would be swinging his dick into everything and anything with the kind of evil vigor that would make George R.R. Martin blush.

Here's a thought experiment: let's apply Churchill's quote about Americans doing the right thing only after they exhausted all other choices to elections. I guess we're not bottomed out yet. 

Also, Putin.

Some of the best comfort food dishes stemmed from preservation and stretching resources. I’ve seen countless cuisines where meats go from featured proteins at their freshest, to marinated for stir-fry, to pre-cooked for stuffings, to broth. All on a schedule. 

Replace the word rape/sex with any other crime (theft, murder, assault) and re-read your last two sentences.

Andy Samberg is coming to your house to administer a high-five.

Your comment actually brings up an interesting point: I'm not aware of any LGBTQ+ politicians out there with strong national profiles outside of a couple of freshman congresspeople. This may be a blind spot where nobody is able to raise their profiles outside of localized elections, at least not since Barney Frank.

I guess if we’re giving her the benefit of the doubt, maybe she had no idea and the baby started up on the sidewalk and that Staples was the first open business she could have ducked into.

Ummm..  restrooms exist in most Staples locations. You might interrupt a hobo jerking off, but still.

Walk into any investment bank and say “I like money”.*

This might explain Pornhub running out of Teanna Trump t-shirts on their online store.

Thanks for alerting your readers to this show. Will spend the weekend on it.

Warren and Biden had run ads that also used snippets of Obama’s speeches praising them, but it pisses me off when it’s Bloomberg because

“Chad Banghart”

The sponcon could have been way less weird if she only used the caption “YOU try looking sexy while your house smells like baby vomit. Febreze: get your horny on, save your gag reflex for the good shit.”

Are we sure that David didn’t stumble onto an obscure German fetish group that get off on junking their childhood cars?

True, but also the corresponding comments from the dude in the flipped scenario would be like “serves you right for letting me choke you”? It seems like the jokes here are mainly because the dude seemed abusive.

I’m a dude and modulated my tone and tenor a lot when I worked customer-facing jobs, too. For some folks it reassures them, but I don’t really know why. Whenever I talk with customer service, I try to be specific about what I want done as opposed to complaining about what is not to my liking. (cut the bullshit, focus…

My point is that our boy out there is regretting consequences of his actions that impacted him, but no mention of the impact his actions actually had on his family.

If he regrets the divorce but doesn’t address all the shit that led to the divorce, then he might as well be making farting sounds.