As always, it’s about the context.

Speaking for myself, the local BMW dealer had the best offer (trade-in as well as the purchased car value) when I moved from an Accord to a Series 3. After a few more years we repeated the exercise in switching to a mid-size SUV and got the same result. Our particular dealer and their service group seems to be aware…

Well 2020 is starting out great.

Maybe her kink is teasing and withholding? 

Not to be confused with The Bi Pope.

So if Kamala Harris or Chris Murphy requests a vote to allow almond milk, will the senators from dairy-producing states lose their minds?

That's fair. I have my preferences but if my candidate doesn't win I'm sure as fuck going to vote for the names with D next to them no matter what. I refuse to give Trump a vote, directly or otherwise.

Team Meteor, every time.

Does he get to offer road head to Carrie Fisher?

If this is in LA, she may not have a palatial home since I thought her main residence was in Tennessee or PA. So I can kind of see the need to go out for a gym.

I would like to note and appreciate all involved for not going straight to a Dees’ Nuts joke.

I’m 99% sure Gronk is the yessirthankyouforyourservicesir type.

I don’t specifically wish harm for him, I just made a promise to myself that I will take dance classes, tap dance on his grave, then piss on it. In that order.

I was going to guess ‘pinched his taint’, but yeah...

I have: it adds nothing to the experience beyond the price tag.

Your balance is being used by the bank to leverage other credit instruments, so it's making the bank at least prime+2%. The lower balances don't make enough money for the bank for what they count as average cost to maintain the account, hence the fees. Of course it's more of a matter of the bank wanting to profit as…

Are we sure this dude is even the most trash politician in Michigan?

Our household has two cars, the daily commuter and the weekend/road trip/hockey game car. The latter one is a small SUV. The first one is currently a mid-size sedan, and never exceeds 50 miles a day. The weekend SUV goes on long road trips, business trips, or when we have to load up for things. I’m in the process of…

Somehow I think this will increase its re-sale value.

No, man, Glenn Beck has this distinctive feature apart from this dude. It’s um...uh...never mind.