The Bills tailgate party is that way —>

The duct tape is kind a cheat, though.

The nugget buried inside is: immigrants and second-generation minorities are not immune to racism.

I think that a lot of the shit the guy got from Musk fans were not allowed as part of the evidence because of the limited scope of the suit or how the courts I interpret libel laws. 

Yeah, this is some migraine inducing bullshit.

“Dearest Salty,

That just means he gets shit on his balls, like, constantly because of the lack of separation. Nothing some wet naps can’t solve.

I believe that pitch ended with “go fuck an empty chair, you old perv-ass fuck”.

They need to dump ALL the evidence. Make them all commercial fodder. Make the Republicans own their choice and their vote, and drag them to the end of time. 

This just needs to have an edit with Werner Herzog narrating the ad to make the journey complete.

I don’t know to whose boner are you referring, but it’s accurate nonetheless.

You should see how he reacted to herb overload a little over a month ago.

Um...phrasing?

I’ve used public transit in London, Amsterdam, Bangkok, NYC, LA, Boston, Chicago, Seoul, Tokyo, Hong Kong, and Atlanta.

Faces of Meth Martha here is making her grand kid's future way worse.

Pikachu, noooooooooo

I’ve always harbored hope that one day a president (say, a President Warren or Sanders) will sign a law that bars anonymous property holding shell companies in the US and we get to see who owns what.

Jersey Boys don’t call white people the plague.

This commercial would have made much more sense if they staged it in a sex dungeon like it was originally written. Fuckin’ writers cribbing from slashfic sites

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