“Temporarily assigned to Sandwich Oven Duty.”

Power Grid:

Wait, is that Christmas tree penetrating the chandelier’s anus?

I only ever get the urge to tell them to stay the fuck away from my family and I.

Nah, more like a sentient goiter that got removed, like that movie with Richard E Grant back in the day.

Is he going to eventually be funny, though?

Is her next column going to about the time she threw a parade for her boyfriend after he knocked out the rent? Literally shutting the fuck up and listening was the least Pete could do.

Native Americans Genocide Day?

Meanwhile, Michael Harriot may have blown up the primaries all by himself.

...public policies that destroys the health of their citizens and accelerates environmental damage?

The toilets at Casa de Papa John are quivering with anticipation for this reckoning.

I think the site’s editors all gave up after the fourteenth time writing “Brevity. Get some.”

Pegging is for Daddy, though.

I believe it’s projection like a bunch of their bullshit. “Conservatives” in this case don’t have empathy for the value of life, but crave the power to control others. See the boners they sport for war, death penalty, and hurting immigrants. They assume pro choice people also don’t value life and smear accordingly.…

I think the sunshine on her butthole makes it easier to pull “explanations” and “facts” out from there.

The Zagat Wifi Routers, on the other hand....

This should pair well with a bespoke case for the world's tiniest violin.

Alright let’s run through the scenarios of the voice on the cam:

I see it as a CYA anti-corruption law compliance thing. Theoretically people can hide bribes or illicit purchases in discretionary expenses.

You might say that, but have you ever seen Antonio Brown naked?