I think one reason Fury Road is so different from Marvel or other franchise CGI movies is the lead time and the nature of preproduction processes. A lot of the franchise movies have their big action sequences pre-visualized and that previz becomes a fairly strict road map for the finished sequences

I have to keep the front yard mowed to avoid catching shit from the HOA, but the back has about half the area where I just dump and spread the trimmings, leaves and fallen branches.

This forking show, man.

Have you ever met a person who doesn’t know that Martin Luther King, Jr. and Martin Luther are two different people? Or that Malcolm X wasn’t a porno? They exist, and they are normally people with enough money that learning anything outside of how awesome they are is “beneath” them.

Wait, I thought “...of the Target Mossimos” was incorporated into the G/O style guide by now.

I hope that in honor of Deadspin, there is a blog out there that described this exchange as Nunes Getting Dunked Into The Core of The Earth.

The staff behind him had that ‘OMG the dumb motherfucker is really doing this, better try to hold my poker face' slack jawed look.

Alternate theory: Paul Maidment has more time on his hands these days.

(After bar fight)

I figured you’d have Miley Cyrus up there somewhere, but you’re correct about the obviousness of Carter so that tracks.

I’ll throw in the one at the end of Justified season 3. 

Our last trip to Thailand included a day at a market adjoining a seaside fishing village.

Nah, it’s a level we’ve seen before, in the 30s.

I was hoping for Grayson Mandalorian III, known to friends as Trey.

The Fast and the Sloppy

Floater? I'm going to guess floater.

Still is. I think I saw it run some old Jalopnik shows too.

I don’t know how this got posted, but I appreciate it.

Whatever you do, don't forget to enable safe search before googling Rum Tum Tugger. 

You know the old joke about how one doesn’t mean to have an affair, but tripped and happened to land on a dick?