You’re not going to get in trouble for herb-adjacent content, I hope.

This is the correct opinion. Shit like this is why restaurants do taste test. Where I worked, we asked some regulars if they want to try new items on the menu, and comp them the test meals. This way the chef or bartender gets feedback before we set the menu and recipes and we don’t have to deal with more bullshit than…

(consults Caucasian Aging Charts)

Spanfeller = GOBro Nagy

Time to root for the sink hole, I see.

The tweet you referenced seems to have ballooned into this Guardian essay:

Is Kathleen Kennedy as dumb and craven as Spanfeller? I think not.

This had way less murder than I expected.

Clearly the correct response is to turn off the game, go to Baseball by Ken Burns streaming on PBS or Netflix, then drink yourself into a stupor to the soothing voice of Peter Coyote.

Jesus that's a terrible photoshopped job. Probably Eric on MS Paint, working nonstop since Monday. 

That’s really not fair. You’re trying to ruin sphincters for me.

The one with the fart holes? Over there. --->

Look, we all know why.

I didn’t want to spam everything here, but I do have a question: are AV Club, The Takeout, Clickhole, and Onion sites going to address the ongoing strife between G/O Media executives and the editorial groups at some of the G/O sites at all?

If you ever have the chance, Buddhist temples (especially in Thailand) are considered sanctuaries for stray dogs and are also where people traditionally dropped off their dogs if they can’t keep them for whatever reason. Monks also go out and receive food donations from nearby communities for their two meals a day,…

I’m pretty sure the one in the antique shop thought “Motherfucker didn’t buy a goddamned thing. Fuck him.”, followed by “I should lick my anus.”

Ol’ Mitch held up health benefits for veterans who got poisoned at Camp Lejune, NC. One of the veterans who was denied healthcare and died was this man’s brother. He was a pallbearer for Rep. Cummins, because Rep. Cummins has been fighting for his brother for years.

Why the fuck is the groom handling a rifle at his own wedding? Isn’t that in violation of a USMC code or ten?

Hot take: Joe Flacco gave some Broncos fans John Elway's email address for their complaints.

I really liked at least three of the early seasons, especially with all The Wire alums showing up to play against type.