The problem looks like they accounted for past health documentation and weighed it too much so it amplified the biases already baked into case histories.

I randomly tuned to a classic rock station that played Radiohead and Oasis and now I have to go chase some kids off my lawn.

Of course that’s true. It’s been a while since he got boned by another racist.

I was going to go with a digitally de-aged Jason Schwartzman (Nic Cage’s actual nephew iirc).

“While reading the blogs."

He is indeed The One Good Booger.

If it makes you feel better, you’re not alone. 

Future Romney, isn't she? 

I work with a guy from Belgium. Motherfucker better look out!

As much as we’d like to slag on how exceptionally dumb and entitled the Trump Failsons are, we also have to admit that they’re not much worse than your average businessman’s failson in the US.

Well, I normally put my boobs on for special occasions, not for everyday shit.

We’re seriously not doing “phrasing” anymore?

Fuck that. If Daniel Day Lewis is coming out of retirement he better be playing an old busted Joker fucking shit up from his padded room in Arkham. Just have him sit opposite Pattinson and let the camera run until one of them starts crying.

Taint of Phoenix will make a suitably depressing grindcore band name, yes?

This from the same guy who got his grade school crush letter to Erdogan leaked, so no. We’d have a better chance imparting algebra to my Goldie than imparting any new wisdom to Donnie.

But also the guiding voices of the talk shows are actual comedians, while the guiding voice of SNL is Lorne Michaels.

Look, I know there are thousands of semi-professional and amateur football teams in unknown leagues all over England. But picking your team’s initials to be FCUM? That has to be intentional.

“But Word didn’t show any squiggly lines!” [hits send and is immediately roasted on Slack]

So since Morey was uneducated, is LeBron suggesting he gets...re-educated? Maybe in a camp setting?

Depends on the actual usage, I guess. I have a daily commute of 12 miles each way. Even with errands and whatnot, I rarely exceed 70 miles a day. My scenario: get to work at 90% charge, slow charge at the job all day, leave work with a 300 mile range. Get home, slow charge all night.