Yup. Like Facebook: if you're not paying, you're the product.

Racism is, in fact, contagious. 

I’ve tried starting the old Chris Rock joke about his neighborhood having Jay-Z, Chris Rock, and random white dentists and lawyers.

“And here’s a hearty FUCK YOU from @jack’s latest Burmese retreat.”

Stick that shell in a pile of discarded blubber and BOOM: DJT dick.

You timed this post specifically for East Coast lunchtime, didn’t you?

(Cut to montage of Leonardo DiCaprio tripping balls in a c-suite)

“Look I’m not saying a professional bootlicker is always looking for more boots.”

When heard the related news, the EPA said “hold my beer”.

Well, Kanter is already getting harrassed when he goes to mosque in Cambridge, so he probably already said it in the police statement.

Also observed: if you're the only black person or family in line to vote, your registration "will have problems and ya'll need to take it up at the county, y'hear?".

Except that actual “everybody decides for themselves” has actually only been enacted in Europe where fertility and non-immigrant population has declined.

Let’s hope his minders don't forget to put corks on his dinner forks. Would be a shame if he pokes his eyes out trying to argue with the pot roast. 

And yet Boris Johnson remains disappointingly unslapped.

They might change their name finally, to the Washington MAGAts.

Alternate headline: Teacher in Trouble Due to Hit Dog Hollering. 

You'd think, but...

It sounds like influencers are at best helping the sponsor companies by reducing the management/agency/admin overhead. Otherwise it’s just an advertisement stream.

I think you’ve mistaken it for WetMD.

Dexter and Sons of Anarchy would like words.