Wait, the president of Finland was there and didn’t bring him a rake? No wonder he was disappointed.

If there ever was a motherfucker who would tell a waiter “I start at 13% and take away one for each of your mistakes”, it’s this motherfucker.

Does the mouse symbolize obviousness?

“Today we will instead run a recurring slide show of Ivanka Trump’s swimsuit modelling portfolio.”

But isn’t that, like, baseline for Ayers?

I dunno, Trump seems way more like a Multiple Miggs person to me.

He speared the last captain in the head, so by football laws he inherits the position.

Is that picture a sex thing? That picture looks like it’s a sex thing.

The world view there boils down to “Give me what I want, fuck you. If you get hurt for me to get what I want, even better. If I want it then it’s by definition not against my interests so fuck your talk about future and collective good.” Everything else is just window dressing.

The ball end or the other end? I have a feeling using the wrong shape of blunt instruments can lead to wrong conclusions.

I guess unintentionally endorsing Warren is a thing now.

Are we sure he’s not comparing himself to a Greek dish with slow cooked lamb and beef?

IIRC, unsold inventory in dealers’ lots are on the dealers’ books, so GM already made profits on them. It’s the inventories on GM plant lots and railyards that remain on GM’s books, but can still be categorized as unrealized profits or some such bullshit additives to their balance sheets.

I cannot wait for the day this motherfucker is fully in the rear view mirror of history, and we toss Republicans out the door as many as we can like they’re a psychotic ex’s crusted underwear littering our home.

Please take me off this mailing list.

I think this article is missing something. May I suggest: “Fuck you, Gladwell. Selfish fucks like yourself are part of the reason why victims under-report sexual abuse.”

Failson, or Failbro?

“Mr. President, when you open your mouth I can see Putin’s knuckles.”

This just reinforces my belief that the Nobel foundation needs to use their power for good and troll the fuck out of Trump. Give one to AOC, one to Thunberg, one to Hillary. Make up a Nobel Prize for Not Being An Evil Moron and give to Elizabeth Warren in September 2020. Rub his face in it. 

I remember exactly what point in the movie that was. That young lady in your theater is a goddamn hero.