I wonder if this has anything to do with the news that the CIA had to extract a high-level Kremlin asset because they don’t trust Trump not to blow the cover?

“Have you tried teaching your sons to not be sexist little fucks?”

Maybe the girl’s parents can press charges against them for child pornography? Their own comments already indicate that they sexualized the photos.

The choice to impose damaging actions were all Trump. The status quo before 2017 was certainly not good for the US in the long run, but there were ways to modify the status quo without creating collateral damage like needing a farmer bailout or spiking steel and aluminum prices by 50% for no reason.

White Pete, Gringo Peter, Swarthy Pete, Alabaster Pete, Saltine Pete, Pete The Kombucha Fan, etc., were taken.

Look, in 2016 Americans went to the ballots and essentially saw two choices: shoot off your own dicks -y/n. Guess what the choice was.

So who gets custody of the guns?

We should remind him that he’s less “popular” among Republicans than Kim Jong Un is “popular” among North Koreans.

Was the dead body a metaphor for a particular Star Wars movie?

Did she graze him where he thought his dick and balls were...somehow?

I pity the children of women who use "as a mother..." as some kind of responsibility shield. 

Afew houses ago, I bought a house on an older plot of land in Lexington County, SC. The land deed said on it that only pure whites are allowed to hold title and live on the property except for slaves and servants. The “and servants” was obviously added by a 1920s typewriter.

Next stop: redlining.

So basically they figured on finding a Tom Hagan in case the kids all turn out Fredos? Makes sense.

Take a rest, Mr. Biden. You’ve done enough for this lifetime.

Eh, she can do what she wants. 

My grandfather Antifa'd all over Utah Beach.

I'm 99% sure none of it will be discernible English, and that Putin will have to see a doctor about the resulting erection.

(Shreds newly printed Jeremy Renner Luxemburg passport)

Poor UI, backend, concept, and execution of the app are all exposed at once? Yeah, it’s the cyberbullies.