Best time and place for Christmas music: the core of the sun.

Fuck me I would have spat out "No your dad is the dead one."

“Black Batman? Sounds awesome! How's my dick look?"

LEASH, have you tried playing I Wanna Be Your Dog on a loop to gauge her reaction?

The “with a heart of gold” part kind of closes off a bunch of options here.

A McCain happily trading POC and children lives for some white people boners. Runs in the family, I guess.

Did any of the exorcist advice include No Molestum? 

Is a FUCKTOMB t-shirt too on the nose?

Let's hope he figures out that this phase, too, shall pass, and his future is a continuum of changes and revisiting what he "knew" before.

Frankly if other countries treated white Americans like America treats people of color (take your pick from Native Americans all the way to Middle Eastern immigrants), global warming might be reversed from all the cold white tears.

His brother Hughtavious* on the other hand...

Some past announcer gems:

Wettest. Don’t forget his quest for the Big Wet. Rather, the Biggest Wet.

I know it’s probably a bad idea to compare a Marvel/Netflix property to this, but in my mind I compare this to how the Daredevil show treated Bullseye.

“BIFF", which means he's overdue for a mouthful of horse manure.

Trump bought it. It is an older estate that’s been there since the 20s I think.

The Midwestern hellhole I came from has a word for that: Gooch Glock

^ don't kink shame, friend.

Future Bret Stephens columns:

AOC is spot on here: she’s not blocking opinion but blocking abuse. Abusers are not owed an audience.