Cronenberg is one of those people I’d like to be able to hand a blank check and let him do whatever he wants.

Occam’s Razor: it’s what Kylo Ren imagines when he’s jerking off, accidentally projecting this image to actual Rey, then the embarrassment causes Kylo to injure his dick and balls trying to close the pod hatch. That’s how the saga ends - with Skywalkers losing the ability to reproduce because our boy got both his frank…

I guess the only pertinent question for Bert Stevens here is: how horny does he get when he watches David Cronenberg’s Naked Lunch?

Making you pay for 2 when you only need 1 is like skimming 101.

What the did Hispanic and black people do to deserve these white neighbors thouh?

The sensation of your own bile coating the back of your teeth, distorting the taste of everything you eat for a few days, is the worst.

They will also get to sample the diet of future humans at Doral: terrible food sprinkled with rat turds.

(Should one of us tell Disney that there's a sex club in LA called Sanctum already?)

I missed these

I’ve been demoted at work once for laughing to a boss’s face over this kind of shit. Ended up sitting out a prestige project that turned into a company-bankrupting blunder.

Look I know what I'm about to propose is extremely distasteful, but I think either Trudeau or Macron will have to take one for the team and start an affair with either/both of Ivanka and Melania and rub Trump's face in it publicly. Should trigger either a heart attack, some vile 25th amendment-inducing bullshit, or…

(Invests in spiked ice dildos)

[Seriously considers busting out the old "your webcam has been commandeered by the FBI based on your browsing histoy" bit.]

Hey I watched that new Tomb Raider for Walton Goggins (also to see how long her neck really was), so no judgment here.

I know that this is their job descriptions, but if there ever was a word that’s crying out for ironic quotes in a couple of contexts, it’s “Contributor”.

It's one thing to reach that conclusion based on observing their behaviors. It's another to see them basically tell on themselves.

The part about Tlaib having to promise not to promote BDS was, let's say, not as prominently mentioned in most news outlets I've seen. However this definitely tells me that Israel's current administration doesn't care much for 'humanitarian' or 'democratic' or 'freedom' as they relate to people they don't like.

You’re right. I, too, have squeezed out an oversized turd that somehow became sentient and went to work for Rupert Murdoch.

1) They’re all Fredos at this point, it’s just a matter of degrees.

You should see the clips when Andrew Cuomo gets interviewed by Chris Cuomo. I figured each time the producer cuts the feed juuuuusst before "Daddy didn't love you!" comes out.