I blame whoever decided to put I-95 REST AREAS IN THE MEDIAN SO PEOPLE EXIT AND ENTER FROM THE LEFT.

Buy a burner phone, tell everyone to text their questions to the phone, throw the phone in a bucket of bleach after.

“What?”

Pronounced "Throatwarbler Mangrove"

Nah, you have a false equivalence going there. Black investors in the NBA exist, and by chance one was at that game courtside. If he did any such thing he will be called thug until the end of time.

Nah, these grifters will all pretend he didn’t exist, while asserting that future Democrats are the real racists because Dixiecrats.

I maintain my position that his presidential grave site, library and memorial should be a highway rest stop on I-10 in Mississippi.

You’re too nice. For me vaping is the same as smoking and is similarly banned from any car I own. 

I’ve asked a few known neighborhood homophobes this before: “do gays come to your house and fuck on top of your good dinnerware or something?”

More likely a bunch of Toecutters.

Donald looks at her in that hat and his thoughts wander t-

RRRAAAAWWWWWRRRR OUTRAAAGGGEEEE

That is somehow more traumatic than watching Chernobyl.

Yeah, that’s a very weirdly specific self-own.

“One mistake should not define a person” is both true and insidious as fuck fault the same time.

IIRC he’s now a VP in the NBA hierarchy.

I think the situation is perfect for late-period Zlatan. Shit team, no real pressure to win matches, so the coach and teammates will be in more inclined to just let Zlatan Zlatan all over the place with minimal team friction.

[Starts singing "Come Back, Barack" on the toilet, shuddering at the bullshit the rest of the day will bring.]

1. Allowed my small business to afford offering insurance to all our employees.

So in a WWII analogy this motherfucker is definitely speaking German.