stop doing those things

“stick to sprouts”

I do too many drugs and drink too much. Which is a shame because I think patients in pain, would really enjoy my blood.

Whoa whoa whoa, I’m all for jingoism, but that’s a Fox Sports+Skip Bayless level lede right there. There’s ten other dudes on the pitch, yeah? Presumably paid a lot of money? Just as vested as Messi in whether the team wins or loses?

I knew this show was going to be shit when Simmons cut a promo declaring that Tupac was better than Biggie as if anyone cared about either rapper in the past 10 years. I can not wait to not watch Bill’s take on why Boston the band had a better upside the Kansas and how every song that the Rolling Stones did would be…

Ok:

Okay for #2 gawker is the primary offender when it comes to swearing to prove edginess content. I get it, gawker doesn’t play by the mainstream rules nor does Simmons or BA but calling them out on it here is hypocritical.