not me, my internet sucks

one of each

holy shit. +1 you magnificent bastard. you’re going straight to hell for this one

“stick to sprouts”

never heard of this guy. not really into soccer though

no. i want it all

yeah it was good

that sucks. he got completely destroyed by the most brutal move of all time and now he’s gonna be a little baby forever. wow

“Wah wah wee wa”. remember that

I would have to draft the great Wayne Gretsky.

why’d he spell his own name wrong

Seriously. All the wrestling is scripted over there.

This is just a joke they planned out ahead of time. Wrestling in Japan is fake.

Wrestling in Japan is fake (clearly), so probably not.

Great news. Maybe next they can shut down the “dope lab” that keeps cranking out all of the members of our United States Congress!